Thursday, August 11, 2005

my kids say some funny shit!!!

Today my oldest got his 1st FULL paycheck. He got a check two weeks ago but it was for one week. He started one week into the pay period. I tried to explain to him how the pay period ends/begins but he was not Feeling" me. LOL He got his 1st check and was so sad because it was for one week. This is the convo:

James: mom I got cheated.

me: what do you mean?

James: I only got paid for 25 hours but I worked 5o

me: that's what I was trying to explain to you. You started one week into the pay period. your NEXT check will be for 2 weeks!!!

James: this S.U.C.K.S.

me: I tried to tell you!!!


me: I know son but that's the way it goes!!!

James: if I didn't need the money I would QUIT!!!

me: really? as long as you looked for a would just quit?

James: NAAW i'm the man of this house and I gotta work!!!

Todays convo after getting a FULL check!!!!

James: (on the phone i'm at work) mom I boo-booed on myself!!!!

Me: what? are you serious?

James: I got my check!!!!

Me: are you happy with it?

James: heck yeah!!!! But taxes suck!!!!! When do I get all my taxes back?

Me: Welcome to my world!!!!

James: your world sucks and so do taxes!!!!!

Me: i know baby.

James: after I pay my cell bill and pay you what I owe you i'm almost broke!!

me: but you have more than if you had NO JOB!!!

James: yeah mom you are right!!! I don't ever want to NOT WORK!!!!

me: good....always remember that

MY KIDS...............................


Blogger Aziza said...

Yup, getting that first check in the middle of a pay period minus the taxes is a shocker.

3:49 PM  
Blogger Butter Pecan said...

Starting work in the middle of a pay period is like WHOA!!!!!!! Very disappointing but you will smile when you get the next check.

6:27 PM  
Blogger button_nose said...

Cool, you guys seem to have a great relationship. I hope mine is as easy when he get's his first job!

That child seems to think I own a bank and money is easy to get.


It's good to see he understands exactly what mommy goes through now.

Smooches :)

6:34 PM  
Blogger Organized Noise said...

I still have my first paystub. $205.40 after taxes. I was 17 and thought that was a lot of money. 10 years later, they're taking four times that much out in taxes alone. How I wish I was still a kid with no bills to pay.

6:50 PM  
Blogger Nikki said...

Now James knows just how real the real world is. FICA ain't no joke!!

10:16 PM  
Blogger said...

Mommy has trained the boys well!

5:42 AM  
Blogger Rhonda said...

Not only should you be proud of your son but you need to give yourself a pat on the back!! You have obvioulsy have dont a GREAT job.

6:18 AM  
Blogger Brandi said...

Taxes so suck! I so agree!

6:20 AM  
Anonymous carmelcomplexion said...

He doesn't have to pay taxes. He can claim exempt. Ask your tax specialist. Anyhooo he is growing into Man so nice to see one starting out. Just keep him away from them fast tail girls. He will do just fine.

6:28 AM  
Blogger sonyared said...

Yeah, that is always the mesed up part..starting in between pay periods. I agree with organized on that! I wish I was still a kid, thinking even a hundred bucks is a lot..LOL! Congrats on you baby's job though, and u are doing one heck of a job girl..:-)

8:57 AM  
Blogger courtneyelizabeth said...

lol.yeeeeeeeeeeeeeep...damn I'm with

10:08 AM  
Blogger MeCrazyMe said...

That is so sweet. I tell we as parent, uncle, aunts, whatever need to show our kids lessons of life. At least you tried to tell him, but eventually along with our help they learn themselves.

**by the way, your very welcome regarding the shout out, can I have your autograph?** LOL

10:52 AM  
Blogger MEP said...

That's adorable - good for him!

11:30 AM  
Anonymous Xquizzyt1 said...

Awww... well the opposite happened to me. I started work in the middle of the pay period so I missed the first check altogether... so my check when it came the next pay period was for like a check and a half. I wasn't expecting it but when I read the check I almost passed out. LOL

1:03 PM  
Anonymous Reddy said...

Yall are sooooo darn cute.. i love the convo's.

9:44 PM  
Blogger Kayla said...

James is right..taxes suck! Especially for us single folks! I need to claim somebody's kid! LOL I remember getting my first the shock of my life, cause I started in between pay periods too! Gurl, you have done a GREAT job with him!

2:56 AM  

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