Thursday, September 15, 2005


Thank God for "legal" drugs!!!!

A gurl from the clinic downstairs took "pity" on me yesterday afternoon and gave me some "samples" of ULTRACET.........WOOOO WHOOOO!!!! I took one for my ear pain she said naaaawwww sista you need to take TWO!!!! My dumb ass did!!! Knowing dam well I have a low tolerance for drugs!!! LOL In about 20 minutes I was sooooooo freaking HIGH!!!!!! I was "floating" for the rest of the day!!!!! "what earache"? Boss lady came back from a meeting and asked why I was so giggly, I told her I had taken two of the "happy pills". She replied "Dee you should have only taken ONE!!!!" DUUUHHHH!!!! Shit I didn't care, I felt GOOD!!!!!

I was answering the phone like I was at home!!!!! "HELLO" None of that Thank you for calling family medicine this is Dee how can I help you bullshit!!!!! Just plain ol HELLO!!! Like i'm at the crib!!!!

I don't think I got much work done either........I looked like I was working though!!!! Floating around the clinic!!!! Then I had to cover the phones for a meeting......HA.FUCKIN.LARRE.OUS!!!!! So many calls....sooo many questions.......tooo dam funny!!!! I didn't take ONE message!!!! Just good ol advice from the "happy nurse"!!!! LMAO



Anonymous Xquizzyt1 said...

ROFLMAO I'm soooo mad at you answering the phone, "Hello," at work!!!

Girl don't you take another one!! LOL

7:37 AM  
Blogger Justine said...

See i know exactly how you feel. I got some from the ENT last week. I even blog while I was high as a kite. Drugs are Bad!!!

8:06 AM  
Anonymous SimplyDiva said...

I can't do nothing but laugh!!! Ain't no telling what you said to those people on the phone!

8:12 AM  
Blogger said...

too funny!
glad you got "happy pills"

9:28 AM  
Blogger Nikki said...

You don't need to take any more of those pills. And please tell me that you didn't get behind the wheel of a car to drive home.

9:32 AM  
Blogger Aziza said...

Legal drugs can be a good thing. But legal drugs that take us to a rocky mountain high is another thing. Dee, we hope that you feel better really soon. But, err, try to come off dat high.

10:04 AM  
Blogger princessdominique said...

I'm glad you feel better. I have a low tolerance too so I would have been torn up! Glad you enjoyed the book though. Stop by and let me know what your favorite part was.

11:41 AM  
Blogger BajanQueen said...

I'm glad you're feeling better!

Stay away from those drugs gurl!!!!!!!

5:46 PM  
Blogger Organized Noise said...

LMAO . . . I'm having flashbacks of the time I was given Demorol (I think I spelled it right). It got rid of my pain, but I was bouncing off the walls. If they could ever sell it OTC, I would advertise. Thank you Good Samaritan Hospital.

7:01 PM  
Blogger Myrah said...

LOL! Dee that's funny! I know about those happy pills I love them all. Thank God I have enough sence not to make it a habit but I don't do pain at all so I make sure I get something from the Doc. of course I always have a stash from other illnesses. Listen to me stash like a real druggy! Enjoy the high while you need it!

10:45 PM  
Blogger defiant goddess said...

LOL! That is TOO funny!

6:57 AM  
Blogger E to the dwige said...

Lawd! lol! well at least you were at a hosptial. hehe! Happy Friday.

11:08 AM  
Blogger Msnhim said...

Can you help me out... I have a tooth ache and could use a few of those happy pills!

2:08 PM  
Blogger WIP said...

You think you can ship me a two-pill sample pack? I want to feel like that on my birfday (tomorrow) and seeing I don't drink or smoke. That would be the closes thing to the old feeling I used to get. Not that I know anything about that. . .

3:40 PM  
Blogger Nicky said...

LMAO funny post, stay away from those drugs.

7:23 PM  
Anonymous Coley said...

ROFLMAO!!!! DAMN, where can I get some of them pills at??? I got all kinds of aches and pains! And I'm not playing either, hook me up stat!!!

10:57 AM  
Blogger brooklyn babe said...

No more pills for you... lol

11:47 AM  
Blogger Slim said...

Just say no Dee! LOL I hope you start to feel better though!

6:39 PM  
Blogger Cutie Cola said...

Girl, you are post. 'JUST SAY NO' *LOL*

5:00 PM  
Blogger MeCrazyMe said...

Girl feel better, what is up with this weekend everyone was not feeling well.

6:16 PM  
Anonymous Reddy said...

Kracks up.. girl those happy pills are no joke.. LMAO @ "hello" from the gig.. I'd have been like "what up doe" and gotten my fool self fired for sure.

6:30 PM  
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I am 48 years old. Have been on Ultracet for 4 weeks now. I suffer from chronic ankle sprains, which I will be undergoing surgery to correct and after my most recent sprain that left me with 5 torn ligaments. My doctor put me on ultracet and it has worked wonders. I am able to function during the day and it controls the pain well enough for me to get a good nights sleep.

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12:35 AM  

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