Thursday, September 15, 2005

PAIN......WHAT PAIN?

Thank God for "legal" drugs!!!!

A gurl from the clinic downstairs took "pity" on me yesterday afternoon and gave me some "samples" of ULTRACET.........WOOOO WHOOOO!!!! I took one for my ear pain she said naaaawwww sista you need to take TWO!!!! My dumb ass did!!! Knowing dam well I have a low tolerance for drugs!!! LOL In about 20 minutes I was sooooooo freaking HIGH!!!!!! I was "floating" for the rest of the day!!!!! "what earache"? Boss lady came back from a meeting and asked why I was so giggly, I told her I had taken two of the "happy pills". She replied "Dee you should have only taken ONE!!!!" DUUUHHHH!!!! Shit I didn't care, I felt GOOD!!!!!

I was answering the phone like I was at home!!!!! "HELLO" None of that Thank you for calling family medicine this is Dee how can I help you bullshit!!!!! Just plain ol HELLO!!! Like i'm at the crib!!!!

I don't think I got much work done either........I looked like I was working though!!!! Floating around the clinic!!!! Then I had to cover the phones for a meeting......HA.FUCKIN.LARRE.OUS!!!!! So many calls....sooo many questions.......tooo dam funny!!!! I didn't take ONE message!!!! Just good ol advice from the "happy nurse"!!!! LMAO

HAPPY FRIDAY EVE!!!!!!!

22 Comments:

Anonymous Xquizzyt1 said...

ROFLMAO I'm soooo mad at you answering the phone, "Hello," at work!!!

Girl don't you take another one!! LOL

7:37 AM  
Blogger Justine said...

See i know exactly how you feel. I got some from the ENT last week. I even blog while I was high as a kite. Drugs are Bad!!!

8:06 AM  
Anonymous SimplyDiva said...

I can't do nothing but laugh!!! Ain't no telling what you said to those people on the phone!

8:12 AM  
Blogger mrs.tj said...

too funny!
glad you got "happy pills"
Holla!

9:28 AM  
Blogger Nikki said...

You don't need to take any more of those pills. And please tell me that you didn't get behind the wheel of a car to drive home.

9:32 AM  
Blogger Aziza said...

Legal drugs can be a good thing. But legal drugs that take us to a rocky mountain high is another thing. Dee, we hope that you feel better really soon. But, err, try to come off dat high.

10:04 AM  
Blogger princessdominique said...

I'm glad you feel better. I have a low tolerance too so I would have been torn up! Glad you enjoyed the book though. Stop by and let me know what your favorite part was.

www.princessdominique.com/blog

11:41 AM  
Blogger BajanQueen said...

I'm glad you're feeling better!

Stay away from those drugs gurl!!!!!!!

5:46 PM  
Blogger Organized Noise said...

LMAO . . . I'm having flashbacks of the time I was given Demorol (I think I spelled it right). It got rid of my pain, but I was bouncing off the walls. If they could ever sell it OTC, I would advertise. Thank you Good Samaritan Hospital.

7:01 PM  
Blogger Myrah said...

LOL! Dee that's funny! I know about those happy pills I love them all. Thank God I have enough sence not to make it a habit but I don't do pain at all so I make sure I get something from the Doc. of course I always have a stash from other illnesses. Listen to me stash like a real druggy! Enjoy the high while you need it!

10:45 PM  
Blogger defiant goddess said...

LOL! That is TOO funny!

6:57 AM  
Blogger E to the dwige said...

Lawd! lol! well at least you were at a hosptial. hehe! Happy Friday.

11:08 AM  
Blogger Msnhim said...

Can you help me out... I have a tooth ache and could use a few of those happy pills!

2:08 PM  
Blogger WIP said...

You think you can ship me a two-pill sample pack? I want to feel like that on my birfday (tomorrow) and seeing I don't drink or smoke. That would be the closes thing to the old feeling I used to get. Not that I know anything about that. . .

3:40 PM  
Blogger Nicky said...

LMAO funny post, stay away from those drugs.

7:23 PM  
Anonymous Coley said...

ROFLMAO!!!! DAMN, where can I get some of them pills at??? I got all kinds of aches and pains! And I'm not playing either, hook me up stat!!!

10:57 AM  
Blogger brooklyn babe said...

No more pills for you... lol

11:47 AM  
Blogger Slim said...

Just say no Dee! LOL I hope you start to feel better though!

6:39 PM  
Blogger Cutie Cola said...

Girl, you are craaaaazy....love post. 'JUST SAY NO' *LOL*

5:00 PM  
Blogger MeCrazyMe said...

Girl feel better, what is up with this weekend everyone was not feeling well.

6:16 PM  
Anonymous Reddy said...

Kracks up.. girl those happy pills are no joke.. LMAO @ "hello" from the gig.. I'd have been like "what up doe" and gotten my fool self fired for sure.

6:30 PM  
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I am 48 years old. Have been on Ultracet for 4 weeks now. I suffer from chronic ankle sprains, which I will be undergoing surgery to correct and after my most recent sprain that left me with 5 torn ligaments. My doctor put me on ultracet and it has worked wonders. I am able to function during the day and it controls the pain well enough for me to get a good nights sleep.

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12:35 AM  

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