Wednesday, January 11, 2006

IN ITALY THEY MUST PUT crack IN THE WATER!!

MY EX HUSBAND HAD THE NERVE TO ASK IF HE COULD CLAIM ONE OF THE BOYS ON HIS TAXES!!!!!!

IS HE ON FUCKINCG CRACK???????

HE BARELY GIVES ME ANY FUCKING MONEY AS IT IS!!!!! BITCH!!!!!!

CLAIM THE CHILD YOU HAD DURING OUR MARRIAGE!!!!!!! OH YEAH YOU CAN'T CAUSE THAT BITCH IS ON WELFARE!!!!!!!

ASSHOLE!!!!! I WORK MY ASS OFF TO PROVIDE AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE!!!!!!!!

HE MUST BE A CRACKHEAD!!!!!

THE NERVE OF HISS SORRY ASS!!!!!!!!!!

36 Comments:

Anonymous Xquizzyt1 said...

Girl breathe, breathe. And do like Nancy Reagan said, and just say no. ROFLMAO

He has a LOT of nerve, but girl if you go waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back in my archives you will find a post where my father tried to do the same thing and asked for my social security number. I was like, "Umm... you mean YOU claim me and my mother doesn't get to claim me? Are you like a psycho or something?" I wouldn't even know what he looked like if I passed him on the street and he wanted to claim me on his taxes. Is he bananas? Girl please... breathe... in, out... deeply. Now... feel better?

8:53 AM  
Anonymous Lala said...

AMEN!!!! I have had that problem for tha past four years (my lil girl is 4) and her dad thinks he is entitled to claim her, regardless of the fact that he has never paid one dime of child support. He gives what he can when he can, but believe you me it is far and few between times he gives me a generous $100.00. Do these dads not know that it costs hella green to raise a child let alone two children? The nerve of these men!!!! Breathing deeply!!

9:26 AM  
Blogger Margaret said...

Even though my daughter's father pays child support (he has NO choice), he better not ask if he could claim her on his taxes!!!

I wish he would!!! Everyone would know, Uncle LeRoy, the IRS, the Chair Force. I would straight turn him in for fraud.

He better claim his child support payments!

Seriously...hurry and do your taxes and claim both, so if he 'forgets' and claim one the IRS will question him (the military already have their W-2 forms).

9:45 AM  
Blogger Closet Owner said...

It runs both ways...my daughter has been with me for the last six years...why are all my returns held up because:
1. My ex-wife let one of her cousins claim my daughter.
2. My ex-wife claimed her the following years.

I kinda wish Uncle Sam would just bust her in the head...down to the white meat!

9:57 AM  
Blogger African girl, American world said...

tax time brings out the crazies every year...

TELL HIM DEE!

At least he asked, like Closet Owner said, many parents find out the hard way and when they're banking on their money to come in.

ASS!

10:22 AM  
Blogger Honest said...

Uhhh that is very crazy but like X said breathe and let it roll of your back.

10:27 AM  
Blogger Hali said...

Yeah, he has some nerve for that. Just calm down, don't let his stupidness get you upset. You know its out of the question, so that's the end of it.

10:30 AM  
Blogger Accomplice said...

lmao! apparently, there are a lot of people on crack these days!

11:32 AM  
Blogger Msnhim said...

Do they even think about what they are about to say before it comes out their mouth?????? He must have the biggest balls in history!

11:42 AM  
Anonymous Dizzy said...

Sorry to say sweetheart, but he is not the only Baby Daddy/Ex-husband that will try and pull that one on hard working women! Okay, just "Relax, Relate, Release"...say that three times and you should be fine. If that doesn't work, grab your ears and say "WuSah" "Wusah"!...and if that doesn't work...ya gotta just laugh it off!!

11:55 AM  
Anonymous Nikki said...

I woulda hung up the phone on his ass.

12:00 PM  
Blogger Kayla said...

Damn! That nucca has some big balls!!! Why do men do that? They leave, or do some stupid ish' to get kicked out, don't take care of the kids,"I send what I can.", but have the audacity to feel they deserve cmpensation for helping produce? It's takes a hell of a lot more than a pair of sneakers and visits errnowanden! He aint entitled to ish', and it boggles my mind why he feels he is.

P.S...there goes that cursing LOL :-)

12:50 PM  
Blogger Myrah said...

LOL!!! that's funny! make sure if he does anyway you catch it before they hall you off to IRS jail!!! Try to get yours done first so he would be the one under the gun!

1:09 PM  
Blogger DIVA said...

Girl,

I am with you. You should have just told him that "Crack Kills" and hung up the phone. The nerve.
Don't let it piss you off though. The nerve fo sho

DIVA

1:11 PM  
Anonymous Nicky said...

Unbelievable but please believe that you are not alone I know plenty of women that this has happened too. Fuck something in the water there must be some shit in the motherfucking air. lol

Girl "woosah" your self into relaxation...

1:16 PM  
Blogger That Girl Tam said...

LMAO...not at the situation, but at you! I wish I had been a fly on the wall when his balls grew to enormous proportions enough for him to make that request! I bet the look on your face (as I imagine - although not knowing what your face looks like can be a bit tricky for this part) KILT it! (not killed it, but KILT it!) HAHAHAHAHA...fuck that fool...wait...that's what go you in this mess in the first place! Hmm...do this...thank him for your children, then tell him to go fuck himself...I swear!

3:12 PM  
Blogger Nia said...

Relax relate release. I'm a tell you what my mama said about my daddy..."Yes, he is an asshole and you know this so don't be suprised when shit falls out of his mouth." She let it slide off. (Easier said than done I know.)

4:36 PM  
Blogger Jaimie said...

My ex tried the same thing last year. Uh, no MF, that's not going to happen. He was mad because he paid $7200 in child support. So? I'm paying $1400 a month in rent, so rent alone is more than he gives me.

Loser!!!!!!!!! Good for standing up for yourself! Empowerment, girl, empowerment.

6:36 PM  
Blogger Single Ma said...

And I bet the fool thought there was an ounce of possibility you would say yes.

Is it a full moon?

9:01 PM  
Blogger KHALLI 88 said...

Hey crack or ignorant behavior is global so pick a spot on the map and BINGO somebody smoking something.lol

4:02 AM  
Blogger DJ Diva said...

LMBO @ all the comments...yall are some funny folks...

but I'm with my Mentor X...breathe...

I'da died laughing when he called...
Like "nigga, you funny...now what you really calling for?"...

I keep such an ambivalence toward my ex husband...and when they do stupid stuff i don't even get mad anymore...and since I'm getting his and his new wife's tax return this year cause they tried to skip town owing me money...I'm laughing all the way to the bank!

6:38 AM  
Blogger DJ Diva said...

now dee...did u look into those schools and salary increases we talked about?

I usually responD to my comments on my page..and I did to yours....you know ima stay on the case ...when I can LOL

6:43 AM  
Blogger Shai said...

Dee, it is called greed and desparation. My child's father is in the military and she gets an allotment. One year he asked could he claim my daughter, because he had when I was not working. I said hell naw.

For one, he was married and had a kid with her and he took care of her 3 that was not his.

I feel ya though. I don't understand how a man can put his needs before his children and then only pay attention to them when he can benefit from them.

It is so sad how a lot of men do this and don't realize the impact of their actions

6:45 AM  
Blogger Slow Metamorphosis said...

what???....no he didnt!!!!

7:32 AM  
Blogger BajanQueen said...

ROFLMAO.....

You are tooooo much ma!

He is crazy coming at you with that shit! My son's father tried the same damn thing with me...but the flipside is he don't give me a red cent for our son!

The damn nerve of these men!!!

Keep doing for you and your boys and fugg him! He got some damn nerve.

Loving this post!! ~lol~

~Smooches~

9:45 AM  
Blogger Aziza said...

That's crazy. People sometimes say some crazy stuff. Ignore the ex's request and don't let it get you down. Just keep enjoying your time with your new sweetie.

9:48 AM  
Blogger P said...

Breathe In, Breathe Out.

What is it around tax time that people want to claim anyone they can, including John the Baptist, please someone tell me.

He wouldn't have to be worried about that if he had a self sufficient woman. I have no doubt she asked him to do that.

10:13 AM  
Blogger P said...

Girl. . .

He is acting VERY crack-ish.

10:13 AM  
Blogger Schatzi said...

Tax time will bring out the ugly!! I hope you hurt his feelings when he asked you!!!

11:16 AM  
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11:41 AM  
Blogger Brandi said...

Ohh yea girl. He is lighting up his glass dick right now!

What a asshole!

12:08 PM  
Blogger N~Control said...

Wow, I hope you told his sorry ass off.

1:48 PM  
Blogger SMW said...

LOL!!!

Tax season is the ONLY time they want to claim their children.

Last year I got a email from my BBDD informing me that he claimed BOTH of our boys already and there was nothing I could do about it since I wasn't working full-time.

I was so pissed!

The IRS told me that I had to claim them anyway and they would correct the mistake. Either he was lieing or they just never caught it because i got my money in 2 weeks and he never mentioned anything to me.

Girl, its to be expected.

2:47 PM  
Blogger ddsprncs said...

Thanks for the early tax post I bet my BD is going to try this also, The 1st year after he left me he asked if I would file with him so his taxes would be lower, I said yes at 1st then "forgot" show up and sign the papers. He makes alot so he always ends up having to pay. too bad for him.

3:11 PM  
Blogger YouToldHarpoTaBeatMe said...

OH HEELLLLL NAW! SUE.HIS.ASSSS!!

He's ASKING because apparently he has read his freaking separation and divorce papers and realized that YOU are the one who has been awarded to put your boys down as exemptions. He can't claim child support.... and if the IRS is doing their homework, they'd KNOW that you can't claim the kids AND be paying child support for them at the same time.

Don't do it, Dee! If you consent to it once, he'll pull that mess every year until the boys are grown and gone.

By the way, he CAN claim his other child, because SHE can't, especially having a fixed income she can't.

10:07 AM  
Blogger MsDMarie said...

I feel you completely!!! My kids' dad has yet to even send a motherfucking birthday/christmas card, etc yet EVERY motherfucking year he asks--wait he TELLS me he is entitled to claim one of the kids or both because he pays child support. He seems to be under the impression that by paying his measley child support he is a good father and the "bread winner" in MY family! LOL!! Sorry you're going through that but nice to know I'm not alone out there...

7:09 PM  

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