Tuesday, January 24, 2006


I went to bed early last night. I came home from work, ate some soup and a grilled cheese took some cold.and.cough.make.your.ass.drowsey.medicine, put on my p.j's and hit the bed!!! The boys were not at home and wouldn't be for the next hour-two hours...........yes.....just enough time for me to be knocked-da-hell-out!!!!!

I forgot to turn my cell off!!!!!! BIG FUCKING MISTAKE!!!!

He called at 7:30, 8, and 9 He called the house phone twice as well......I heard my oldest say "my mom is sleep" Then my phone rings at 3:38 a.m. WHO THE FUCK CALLS YOUR CELL AT 3:38 IN THE MORNING????? NEGROE YOU BETTER BE ON YOUR FUCKING DEATH BED!!!!!!!

ME: hello, what's wrong???

dumbass: I haven't talked to you

Me: what the fuck????

dumbass: I called you quite a few times last nite and you didn't answer..

ME: because I was SLEEP!!!!! I don't feel good!!!!!

dumbass: you sounded o.k when I talked to you earlier

Me: i started feeling really bad after lunch!!!! I decided to come home take some medicine and REST!!!!


me: why in the fuck would you call me this time of the morning??? I thought it was an emergency!!!!!!

dumbass: well go back to sleep and call me when you wake up.

me: wait on it!!!!! CLICK!!!!!!

dumbass didn't even say feel better or anything........ASSHOLE!!!!!


Blogger BajanQueen said...

Ok....please tell me "dumbass" is not the NEW guy?!??!?!!

Please oh please tell me it ain't so!!!

Eagerly awaiting your answer..................


2:39 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

Men just don't make sence sometimes!

3:10 PM  
Blogger Butter Pecan said...

Ok, now what in the hell is he got going on. Didn't yall have that talk on things moving slowly. He needs to chill out.

3:25 PM  
Blogger Courtney said...

Not only did he call you at a ridiculous time, but he was really ready to have a conversation! ugh


4:34 PM  
Blogger African girl, American world said...


5:43 PM  
Blogger Honest said...


6:37 PM  
Blogger Kayla said...

Damn! Say it aint soooooooo! That aint even right! He's really trippin.

Repeated calls on the hour: Aggravated and Pissed Off
3 A.M. call w/o a case of emergency: A woman ready to kill
Expecting sympathy: Pointless
Finding out your new "friend" is a pest and has lost his mind: Priceless

Sorry, Dee..Hope you feel better!

9:04 PM  
Blogger courtneyelizabeth said...

aaaaaaaaaw....dummy! i hope you feel better!

11:22 PM  
Blogger Guide_to_life said...

I told you sometimes dudes get attached really quickly. And this is the result, paranoia...sorry you had to expierence that....

5:22 AM  
Blogger Angie said...

I really need you to tell him not to call you anymore. He is scaring me. He seems clingy and obsessive. Where did u meet him again?

6:16 AM  
Blogger TTD said...

Since he didn't say it.. I hope you feel better! Guess you need to reiterate the fact that you want to take things S-L-O-W!!! Maybe he'll get it the 2nd time around..

6:17 AM  
Blogger Shai said...

Dee, you must have whipped your on woo-doo on him. LOL. I guess my warning for you to watch him worked but you forgot to check yaself.

LOL. Girl, some of these guys get a taste of you and trip. And when you take control they act like a lost puppy with a snack. I been there but not quite as deep as you.

3:38 a.m. and you callin while I'm sick with no empathy. Girl what you whip on him. LOL.

7:03 AM  
Blogger mrs.tj said...

I am laughing to hard right now!
I'm sure you know why!
Then to read Bajanqueens reply...
I KNOW this is the same stalker I was telling you to get a background check on...this fool probably got a restraining order on him from his last chick.
Did we find out why he was single in the first place? I can't remember. BWAAAHHAHAHAHA!
Girl, I'm not laughing at ya, I'm laughing with you!
Holla! for real. I want to see you answer Bajanqueen's response! HA!

7:25 AM  
Blogger Melinda said...

O hell no!!! Girl i would be pissed!! Somebody is pressed!! BADLY!!

8:23 AM  
Blogger YouToldHarpoTaBeatMe said...

Oh wow, Dee. I feel ya.

I'm one ornrey wench when someone wakes me just to "talk". It really would've been nice if he apologized and wished you better, but I guess that made too much sense.

8:30 AM  
Blogger brooklyn babe said...

Ok I'm like BQ, dumbass aint new guy is he???

8:31 AM  
Blogger princessdominique said...

3:38am? Yes calling at that time somebody better be on life support.

8:56 AM  
Blogger Msnhim said...

You see this is where the guy start showing the "crazy side".

I knew it was too good to be true! DAMN

9:02 AM  
Blogger P said...

Dee. Please. . .Gurl.

I'm with bajan queen. Girl, no, say it ain't so.

Now, I'm a big men fan and I take up for them everychanceiget BUT. . .

I can't believe he tried to pull the "You sounded fine earlier".

Doesn't he know that's man up rule 101 don't get on a sista's nerves like that or we won't have anything to do with you.

Ever, ever, eva eva again?!?

8:31 AM  

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